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Shady

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Look who got all fancy…and decent finally.
Silly exhibitionist.

Well miss Laurel got Target fancy, which seems pretty fancy to me at $20 (what!) for a lampshade. New stuff is pricey!

What you may notice is that this lampshade is FANCY enough to be lined in motherf*ing gold. I would say it is both Classy and Chic.

Also, TARGET. Wowzer.

It has been more than two months since I’ve been to a Target and its seriously all the EXACT same stuff. They haven’t updated with any new and interesting inventory for what seems to be a long time. I wonder why? All recession related? There were a lot of shoppers filling up carts…but then again I do live in a podunk town that may not be the hippest spot for merchandise.

Also, please tell me Target, why do you only have two registers open when there are 25 people in line (some of which have very very naughty children that love to scream, step on my feet and hit customers with toys)? And NO, mother in front of me arguing over the price of “Manwich” with a barely literate check out clerk. Your kids are NOT cute. They are horrible and you are even more horrible. Stop telling me how cute your spawn is when they hit me.

Just because we both have uterus’s does not make us friends.

DIY

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

A couple of lovely house guests gave me this pair of horse head bookends as a thank you for the awesome hospitality at the Brick House. The ceramic glaze was a bit sloppy (and not so aesthetically pleasing) but I liked the shape and I LOVE bookends.

I was a bit antsy and dissatisfied after a day of gravel and cement paver scouting. I was itching for an easy project….and there was leftover spray paint.

Oops.

They ran into my delicious glossy black spray.

I swear.

Ahhhhhhhh. Fabulous.

Sputnik

Friday, June 19th, 2009


Domino (RIP) at some point featured this little bedroom with black sputnik chandelier.
(BTW – does anyone hate their new subscription to Architectural Digest? Yuck.)

I really like the look of a small sputnik counter balanced with a modern and minimal room. It keeps it looking sculptural and veers it away from kitschy atomic. I thought it might be fun to install a black sputnik in my bathroom and ended up buying a small vintage brass sputnik chandelier from Craigslist for $40.

Well, that was like 5 months ago. I don’t know if most people go through this pattern…like focus on one stupid thing and obsess obsess obsess. I do this ALL THE TIME and this week it was the stupid Sputnik.

I had a weird nervous breakdown about having the light lying around in my guest room and that maybe I wanted a different kind of light for the bathroom and oh god I need a new light for the kitchen and dammit where will I find a new light and WHAT WAS I GOING TO DO WITH THIS F*ING THING.

The solution.

F*ck the kitchen light, its coming down.

The Brick House’s kitchen came with this plain white metal light whose main talent seemed to be collecting dust (I cleaned about three inch layer of gross oily dustiness off of it when we first moved in. Ick.)

Here is the $40 vintage brass sputnik. The Craigslist selling couple pulled it out of their lovely mid century house when they started remodeling it to NOT look mid century – BOO. It was originally installed in their entryway. They told me that I just missed out on the really BIG light from the dining room. Oh well.

Before…and After. Glamorous.

And because I really like pictures…

Now I’m wondering if it should be black or BIGGER or if its just TOO retro in the already retro kitchen. I’m a big fan of mixing metals and would like to avoid being too matchy-matchy. Maybe it shouldn’t go in the kitchen. I could always install it in the guest bedroom and find something else for the kitchen…

See.

Obsessing never wins – you just don’t think very clearly. Now I’m obsessing on how I might not like it…I think I might have a wee bit of installers remorse. Although, I do like the sputnik a gazillion times more than the white lamp. I guess I can wait and see if a fabulous and perfect light pops up.

It must be perfect…eventually.