Look who got all fancy…and decent finally.
Silly exhibitionist.

Well miss Laurel got Target fancy, which seems pretty fancy to me at $20 (what!) for a lampshade. New stuff is pricey!

What you may notice is that this lampshade is FANCY enough to be lined in motherf*ing gold. I would say it is both Classy and Chic.

Also, TARGET. Wowzer.

It has been more than two months since I’ve been to a Target and its seriously all the EXACT same stuff. They haven’t updated with any new and interesting inventory for what seems to be a long time. I wonder why? All recession related? There were a lot of shoppers filling up carts…but then again I do live in a podunk town that may not be the hippest spot for merchandise.

Also, please tell me Target, why do you only have two registers open when there are 25 people in line (some of which have very very naughty children that love to scream, step on my feet and hit customers with toys)? And NO, mother in front of me arguing over the price of “Manwich” with a barely literate check out clerk. Your kids are NOT cute. They are horrible and you are even more horrible. Stop telling me how cute your spawn is when they hit me.

Just because we both have uterus’s does not make us friends.